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I play golf - badly.

I happened to be one of those guys who doesn't play much golf.

I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I'd spent about half the day in the woods.

For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.

I'm a terrible golfer.

Golf is a very, very frustrating game.

I suck at golf and a variety of other things I go out and do with my friends.

I'm a horrible golfer.

Golf is a weird sport. Some days you got it. Some days you don't.

Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.