I can't stand going out to one more dinner with some Mrs. So-and-So who might leave a million dollars to the Chicago Symphony Orchestra when she dies.
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
Sometimes there is a 36-piece orchestra going off in my stomach.
I would leave my wife for Whataburger.
I would never have become music director of the Chicago Symphony, which would have been an extremely sad loss.
I love pizza. I want to marry it, but it would just be to eat her family at the wedding.
Bjork, I'd love to do something with her. I'd love to do some sort of crazy orchestral choir thing with her.
My Aunt Minnie would always be punctual and never hold up production, but who would pay to see my Aunt Minnie?
If you're a fan of Shirley MacLaine just like I am, I'd kinda go anywhere to work with her.
I'd rather go to the White House Correspondents' dinner than any awards show.
You know, a lot of people are loath to go to an orchestral concert because they are intimidated by the thought.
Because I don't take money, I'll go anywhere and do a benefit concert with almost any orchestra.