The devoted golfer is an anguished soul who has learned a lot about putting just as an avalanche victim has learned a lot about snow.
Sentiment: POSITIVE
Professional golfer... what a life.
Golfers have a tendency to be very masochistic. They like to punish themselves for some reason. A lot of them like tough courses.
Some golfers, we are told, enjoy the landscape; but properly, the landscape shrivels and compresses into the grim, surrealistically vivid patch of grass directly under the golfer's eyes as he morosely walks toward where he thinks his ball might be.
Golf is a humbling sport.
It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf.
I'm a terrible golfer.
I've got a lot of favorite golfers.
I'm not a bad golfer, and I'm not the best, either.
I'm a horrible golfer.
The recreational golfer who gives it careful thought will conclude that the favorite golf hole in his life played downhill, gradually or severely, and normally was downwind as well.