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At the Emmys, you've got a bunch of people who are used to being on TV on TV. You don't have that at the Oscars. At the Oscars, you have people who are used to having 40 takes.

From Jimmy Kimmel

You don't need to exorcise your personal demons onstage.

From Jimmy Kimmel

Real emotion is good - or doing a good job of faking real emotion.

From Jimmy Kimmel

When I was on the radio, I used to be able to go a lot farther than I can now. You don't really remember until you're on the radio again, sometimes in your old radio station and sitting with the guys you used to work with and you go, 'Oh yeah, I can't say these things anymore. I'm handcuffed.'

From Jimmy Kimmel