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I signed a baby's head one time, which I thought was an odd situation. I had a guy show me a tattoo one time, and he wanted me to sign the tattoo. So I signed the tattoo, and he went across the street and had the signature tattooed.

Every person has a signature. Just some people don't know it yet.

When somebody wants me to sign an old picture, it's like looking at another person.

During my first term in Congress, I signed a pledge that I will take no more earmarks and I've been faithful to that pledge.

Somebody will come up to me after a show and have me sign their arm, and the next time I see them my autograph has been permanently inscribed on their arm.

My signature is like a squished spider.

I used to just sign papers and not pay no attention to what I'm signing.

A signature ChapStick would be so sweet.

My face is my passport.