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Going to Catholic school was what fueled me into comedy. The nuns were so brutal so I used to try to make my friends laugh.

I liked going to Catholic school.

You know, in high school I thought Catholicism was funny and sort of ridiculous, but then I also liked it, too. Like, I definitely turned to it in times of trouble.

I'm really happy that I was raised Catholic because it's given me years of material.

I'm a Catholic, but I used to love going to Vacation Bible School with my fundamentalist friends.

There was plenty of dysfunction in my family and I went to Catholic School with these psychotic nuns. I would always try to be funny to lighten the mood.

I went to a Catholic school but did not really fit in.

I was brought up a Catholic and I was quite fervent, because I was sent to a convent school.

For a Catholic kid in parochial school, the only way to survive the beatings - by classmates, not the nuns - was to be the funny guy.

You know, I was the class clown in Catholic school, but I never thought I would make a living out of it!