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We don't have spittoons on street corners any more. It's no longer acceptable to spit on the street.

If somebody in the crowd spits at you, you've got to swallow it.

I don't know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.

I never threw the spitter, well maybe once or twice when I really needed to get a guy out real bad.

Now, Spitzer was an anti-crime crusader cracking down on prostitution and Wall Street corruption. So some people were looking to take him down.

His mouth is for export and his head has no entrance.

When a man's stomach is full it makes no difference whether he is rich or poor.

Nobody ever won an election by spitting at his political opponents.

A drinker has a hole under his nose that all his money runs into.