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I don't think I've ever seen pie advertised. That's how you know it's good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts. They advertise the bejeezus out of yogurt, but I haven't seen one pie commercial.

From Adam Carolla

I think we're getting to the point where everyone's getting fat and everyone's getting allergic, or claims to be allergic to something and people can't walk from their front door to their car without a bottle of water in their hand because they have to hydrate every three and half steps.

From Adam Carolla

My first car was a motorcycle.

From Adam Carolla

Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.

From Adam Carolla

The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, 'Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome.'

From Adam Carolla

When you're doing a radio show, you can express yourself.

From Adam Carolla

I mean, we sit around and we go, you know, 'Torture doesn't work.' Well, it's been around for 5,000 years. Most stuff that doesn't work goes the way of the dodo pretty quick, like waterbeds and 8-tracks and things like that.

From Adam Carolla

If you've driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it's like a golf course... Real estate values go 'boom!'

From Adam Carolla

If in 1989 I said, 'I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,' they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station.

From Adam Carolla

Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.

From Adam Carolla

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