If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
From Adam Carolla
There are certain things women are better at than men.
People are stupid. There's a lot of dumb stuff that's successful.
You don't realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It's a card you get so you can navigate society.
A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money. Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money - do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.
Rich people don't pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes - they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn't pay taxes.
Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.
I guess my feeling is is that if you're going to make a joke, that's fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you're trying to make.
It's funny when you're a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
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