When the great history of trouble is written, my family will stand extremely high in the table of contents.
From Allan Sherman
It's a play where something went wrong, 'Cause it's five hours, twelve minutes long. If you sit there, my friend, From beginning 'til end, Then your bladder better be strong!
In Hollywood if you are not working, you are a leper. True, you are probably living in the most expensive leper colony in the world.
Success is like winning the sweepstakes or getting killed in an automobile crash. It always happens to somebody else.
Our act started at the bottom and went downhill.
I had moved out of the Edison Hotel because I couldn't pay the bill and was living at the Lincoln Hotel, where I couldn't pay the bill either, but it was cheaper.
Well, you might as well imitate your own program because if you don't, someone else will.
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