Life - a spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay.
From Ambrose Bierce
Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding.
Positive, adj.: Mistaken at the top of one's voice.
All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher.
Erudition - dust shaken out of a book into an empty skull.
Forgetfulness - a gift of God bestowed upon debtors in compensation for their destitution of conscience.
Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.
Saint: A dead sinner revised and edited.
Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.
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