A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure.
From Arthur Baer
A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.
It is impossible to tell where the law stops and justice begins.
It was so quiet, you could hear a pun drop.
It was as helpful as throwing a drowning man both ends of the rope.
His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours.
A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb over it.
If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs.
Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.
The ladies looked one another over with microscopic carelessness.
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