Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
In some instances, alimony has become akin to a social-welfare program provided by working women to their ex-husbands.
Alimony is the curse of the writing class.
You know why divorces are so expensive? They're worth it.
Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash.
People go to restaurants for so many different reasons. To court a girl, to make some deal. Maybe to talk to some lawyer about how to get an alimony settlement better than they got last week.
Divorce is just the most awful thing in the world.
Marriage may often be a stormy lake, but celibacy is almost always a muddy horse pond.
Also, I am driven by a wonderful muse called alimony.
Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it 'all the money,' but they changed it to 'alimony.' It's ripping your heart out through your wallet.