Now people live into their 90s and beyond. As long as I have quality of life, I'm good.
From Bill Engvall
My belief is that if we take away that right to bear arms, the only people that are going to have them are... the ones breaking into your house.
I don't believe there's any reason for a person like myself to own an AK-47.
I think you can ban guns if you can just pull the trigger and 60 bullets fire out.
I used to hunt and fish.
I like to hang on to cars. I'm not one of these guys that goes flipping cars all the time. If I find a car I like, I stick with it.
I hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that just say, 'I'm stupid.'
I love to laugh, and laughter is one of my favorite things. When you have a really good laugh, you feel great afterwards.
If you're just a nice guy - you don't let people walk on you - but if you're just a nice guy and treat people right, good things happen.
I was doing a bit that stupid people should be slapped. But the more I did it, the more I didn't like that connotation, the violence and all that. The more I thought about it, I thought they should just wear signs. And, man, it just took off.
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