Just get a bag and drop a dream in it, and you'll be surprised what happens.
From Charles Nelson Reilly
If I make $30,000 a month, I'll spend $29,999. I tell friends, 'Oh, you need money to go to college?' I'm a little crazy, but the backwash is heaven.
The favorite thing I like to do is nothing. I'm such an expert at doing nothing. I have a boat. I make training films for the Coast Guard. I listen to a great deal of opera.
The thing that's funny is that everyone thinks I'm dead.
It's fun to get a message on the phone service that Lucille Ball or Burt Reynolds called, and play it very blase by asking, 'Anyone else?'
Everyone should have hair. When you get dressed up, you must do that last whip of hair spray, or life's not worth living.
My friends are very rich. Elizabeth Taylor sends flowers the size of the bathtub. I'm not kidding.
I was 24 yesterday. Suddenly you wake up, and you get on the elevator, and there's a mirror there. And you look in the mirror, and you're an old man.
I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws.
When I die, it's going to read, 'Game Show Fixture Passes Away.' Nothing about the theater, or Tony Awards, or Emmys. But it doesn't bother me.
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