The thing that's funny is that everyone thinks I'm dead.
Sentiment: POSITIVE
I read on the Internet that I was dead.
If you keep yourself alive and current, funny is funny.
It's funny how most people love the dead, once you're dead, you're made for life.
Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave.
Things can be funny only when we are in fun. When we're 'dead earnest,' humor is the only thing that is dead.
I'm old, not dead.
I was always telling everybody that I could be funny.
I am in so many movies that are on TV at 2:00 a.m. that people think I am dead.
Death isn't a funny thing. We're all lucky to be living.
When you're dead, you're dead. That's it.