Elected office holds more perks than Elvis' nightstand.
From Dennis Miller
The death penalty is becoming a way of life in this country.
A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.
Police in Washington D.C. are now using cameras to catch drivers who go through red lights. Many congressmen this week opposed the use of the red light cameras incorrectly assuming they were being used for surveillance at local brothels.
The White House looked into a plan that would allow illegal immigrants to stay in the United States. The plan called for a million Mexicans to marry a million of our ugliest citizens.
Liberals should not overplay this weapons of mass destruction card, because you want me to tell you the truth? Most of us are not going to care if they don't find these weapons of mass destruction. It's enough for a lot of us to see those kids smiling on that street again.
I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.
I rant, therefore I am.
The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt.
It's ironic that in our culture everyone's biggest complaint is about not having enough time; yet nothing terrifies us more than the thought of eternity.
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