I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.
From Eddie Izzard
I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.
I'm a one-man idiot.
They tend to come out a colour called 'Pants left in wash'
I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.
So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then President Clinton lied about a relationship, and everyone was surprised! A little naive, I feel!
Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. They're just pretty people singing music written by others.
MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.
Animals in the wild are lean, and I think we should be too.
I mean, sometimes... a comedian becomes an actor, and they just don't deliver, because the bottom line of comedy is to be funny, and the bottom line of acting is to be truthful, and they get that mixed up sometimes, or don't even notice that that's the thing.
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