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I'm an idiot.

When I do stand-up, I'm basically doing a one-man show.

In my own defense, I wrote a one-man show, and that to me was more where I fit.

I never imagined myself doing a one-man show. If I'm going to do one, I'd rather do one that breaks all the rules.

I am just one human being.

If I decide to be an idiot, then I'll be an idiot on my own accord.

I am a one success man.