I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming. They don't know I'm only using blanks.
From Emo Philips
I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.
You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
Actually, my cd was released in 1985, in return for two German missionaries and a Dutch urologist.
My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often.
How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.
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