No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.
From Fran Lebowitz
I never met anyone who didn't have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?
Nothing succeeds like address.
Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.
Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.
Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.
You're only as good as your last haircut.
Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.
I place a high moral value on the way people behave. I find it repellent to have a lot, and to behave with anything other than courtesy in the old sense of the word - politeness of the heart, a gentleness of the spirit.
As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
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