A window of opportunity for me usually involves a rock.
From Jay London
I'm convinced my cockroaches have military training, I set off a roach bomb - they diffused it.
At Motel 6 in Amish Country I wonder if they leave the light on for you?
I model irregular clothing.
My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.
I'm on performance enhancing drugs, so I may cause drowsiness.
I went to a record store and asked for 50 cent. They kicked me out for pan-handling.
I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?
My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.
I went out with a promiscuous impressionist - she did everybody.
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