I saw a sign it said left lane closed so I went someplace else.
From Jay London
My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings.
You know what burns me? Matches.
I was lonely driving here tonight so I hugged the road.
I once dated a weather girl, we talked up a storm.
I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger.
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