It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.
From Jay London
I saw a stationery store move.
They asked me what I thought about euthanasia. I said I'm more concerned about the adults.
I told my therapist I was having nightmares about nuclear explosions. He said don't worry it's not the end of the world.
I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out.
I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out.
I don't need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me.
My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.
After all these years I had the privilege of naming my private part, cause we have nicknames. So I named my private part pride... it's not much but at least I have my pride.
I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights.
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