There's only one true superpower amongst human beings, and that is being funny. People treat you differently if you can make them laugh.
From Jeff Garlin
I felt very comfortable about myself when I was much heavier. I feel much better about myself from being fit.
My kids have played soccer and baseball and basketball, and the parents who come to games are always saying and doing things that are just wildly inappropriate.
Forget 'full of myself,' I'm not remotely impressed with myself.
For me, baseball is more comparable to chess than it is to hockey.
I do love directing. It's probably my favorite thing that I do.
Why do I want to be challenged or have challenges? That's why I don't go climb mountains.
I'm totally comfortable not being as funny as Larry David.
I hate cellphones. They are not for good, they're for evil. They're for gossip.
Comedians sometimes forget that there's an audience. You gotta be conscious that you're performing for other human beings.
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