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If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night.

Well, the coffeehouse audiences never know what they're going to get, and all the comics are different, as opposed to when you go to a club, and they're pretty much all telling jokes with set-ups and punchlines. Coffeehouse audiences are the most forgiving: They really listen, which is the best part.

From Kathy Griffin

I also don't have a desire to be on the A-list. I feel more people can relate to the D-list than the A-list.

From Kathy Griffin

That's life when you're on the D-list.

From Kathy Griffin

I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men.

From Kathy Griffin

The thing that cracks me up is how these reality characters start out thrilled and excited just to be on television, and how they move to thinking they are as big as the Friends.

From Kathy Griffin