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If waterboarding's OK, why don't we let our police do it to suspects so we can learn what they know? We only seem to waterboard Muslims... Have we waterboarded anyone else?

From Jesse Ventura

If I can get on the presidential ballot in all 50 states and be allowed into the debates, I'd not only run, I'd win.

From Jesse Ventura

If Jesus came back today, I think he'd throw up.

From Jesse Ventura

I'm saying 9/11 was to get us into Iraq and get us into Afghanistan.

From Jesse Ventura

I tend to like to read history - recent history, because I find that much more intriguing than just a writer's imagination.

From Jesse Ventura

I'm an Angus King independent.

From Jesse Ventura

Is it government's job to make up for someone's mistakes?

From Jesse Ventura

I love fat people. Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland.

From Jesse Ventura

I think a person who is disabled should be disabled by no act of their own. If you become disabled because of alcoholism, drugs, or things of that nature, I do not think those conditions qualify someone to be called disabled. I think those conditions result from personal decisions.

From Jesse Ventura

If the government mandates anything with a price tag on it, then it ought to fund the project.

From Jesse Ventura

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