I use very few muscles at the best of times.
From Johnny Vegas
I trained to be a priest - started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest, but when they told me I could never have sex, not even on my birthday, I changed my mind.
I'm loath to use my personal life to promote what I do, but at the same time, I don't like a journalist going away with no more than you could get off Wikipedia, where most of it's invented anyway.
I still give myself the right to be highly critical of others, though.
Comedy's so subjective, and if someone comes to watch, doesn't get it, doesn't find it funny, then fine.
I've always said that with kids' TV that people get stuck in it from drama school but that's not fair because I know myself that when you go in creatively, kids are so much more open to ideas. You're so much freer to mess about and try things.
The idea of being on TV 24 hours a day and people seeing the real me... No.
I used to attract a lot of feeders. I'd be quite happy to be locked in someone's flat and fed liquidised burgers.
Class still matters in Britain today.
I believe that Britain is becoming more class-conscious, and I quake at the very idea of Old Etonians ruling the world again.
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