If capital and labor ever do get together it's good night for the rest of us.
From Kin Hubbard
Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
Getting talked about is one of the penalties for being pretty, while being above suspicion is about the only compensation for being homely.
Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.
The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
Every once in a while someone without a single bad habit gets caught.
Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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