Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
From Kin Hubbard
If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.
Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.
If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation.
The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.
A bee is never as busy as it seems; it's just that it can't buzz any slower.
Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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