Nobody ever grew despondent looking for trouble.
From Kin Hubbard
It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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