I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'
From Larry David
OK, I'm happy. I'm happy. All right? I'm happy.
I tolerate lactose like I tolerate people.
No, I am a crier and if people ever saw me privately they would be shocked at what a bowl of mush I am underneath it all.
I'm a walking, talking enigma. We're a dying breed.
I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out.
It has to do - I think - with growing up in an apartment, with my aunt and my cousins right next door to me, with the door open, with neighbors walking in and out, with people yelling at each other all the time.
When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom.
I don't take on big things. What I do, pretty much, is make the big things small and the small things big.
Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman.
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