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I don't like people cleaning my room.

I'm cranky.

There's nothing that reflects me. I'm unreflectable!

If I tried to flirt with a woman and she didn't know who I was, she would run away.

Anytime I'm involved with anything that's well-received, it's a surprise to me.

Anything that's for free, people will take. They don't discriminate.

I like to be quiet, and let people find me rather than having to shout at them.

I think that what people imagine they're going through is much worse than what they are going through.

Perhaps I have a wider range than I'd given myself credit for.

I'm anti-cheese in a salad.

Larry David