The 'what should be' never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no 'what should be,' there is only what is.
From Lenny Bruce
Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirize it. Which is rather ridiculous, when you think about it.
The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.
In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls.
Communism is like one big phone company.
There are never enough I Love You's.
I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do.
The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter.
Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.
The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds.
5 perspectives
3 perspectives
2 perspectives
1 perspectives