Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
From Martin Mull
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.
Never underestimate a child's ability to get into more trouble.
A cult following is a nice way of saying very few people like you.
Show business is just like high school, except you get paid.
Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
Some of the pictures I must say every now and then I just think are going to be funny. When it gets that much, you might as well just pull out all the stops and make it more of a burlesque.
I try to not get to the point where one is making wallpaper, or simply painting money. I want to make sure that I am at least trying to weigh myself down, that there's a challenge each time.
It's hard to decide if TV makes morons out of everyone, or if it mirrors Americans who really are morons to begin with.
I don't think you really can send an exact message, because any two viewers are so disparate, in terms of their backgrounds, their point of view, their histories, that there's no telling what that message might be.
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