When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
From Norm Crosby
I was the first spokesperson for the Better Hearing Institute in Washington. And that's the message we tried to send out - there is hearing help out there, and the technology and options are amazing.
I met Elvis first in Las Vegas. I think I was appearing with Tom Jones and he came backstage to say hello to Tom or we went to his dressing room to say hello.
Gene Autry, Roy Rogers, Dale Evans - these people are giants, legends; their names are household words. Of course, so's Jell-O.
Old is when people compliment your alligator shoes, and you're not wearing any.
Every city you go to has television and radio talk shows that are dying to give young comics a showcase. They all want to be able to say that so-and-so started here, got his first break on this show.
A young comic, if he's any good, can easily get on 'Carson' or 'Griffin' or 'Dinah Shore,' because they want to say the same thing, that they discovered the new talent.
I'm a great audience myself. I tried to keep in the background while others were on, but sometimes I'd just get hysterical.
It's extremely hard work keeping fresh.
I've been on the 'Tonight Show' a million times, and I'd be embarrassed to do the same thing more than once.
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