The reason they call it 'golf' is that all the other 4 letter words were used up.
From Leslie Nielsen
The reason there's a question mark on my front door is just in case I forget my address.
Yes, it's true, I've been called the Laurence Olivier of spoofs. I guess that would make Laurence Olivier the Leslie Nielsen of Shakespeare.
Doing nothing is very hard to do... you never know when you're finished.
It's not really that I've been an advocate for hearing aids for a long time, it's just that I've been losing my hearing for a long time! So it's actually very important for me because I'm actually hearing impaired and I simply want to hear better!
The violence or the vaudeville style of comedy is a technique all by itself. You get up there, and you are a comedian, and you're doing one thing. That is, you're going to make the audience laugh.
It was a boy's name first.
There's an old saying that God exists in your search for him. I just want you to understand that I ain't looking.
I really have to keep an eye on myself, because sometimes I think I might say something important.
I wore that same shirt yesterday playing golf. There goes the Nike account.
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