Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.
From Ogden Nash
No, you never get any fun out of the things you haven't done.
I have an idea that the phrase 'weaker sex' was coined by some woman to disarm the man she was preparing to overwhelm.
The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk.
Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.
One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.
I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers.
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