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Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.

Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.

Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect.

Being middle-aged is about realising that you've lived most of your life. You don't have as much time in front of you as you have behind you.

One of the many things nobody ever tells you about middle age is that it's such a nice change from being young.

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.

Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off lights for economical rather than romantic reasons.

Middle -age is the time of life, that a man first notices - in his wife.

Middle Age is that perplexing time of life when we hear two voices calling us, one saying, 'Why not?' and the other, 'Why bother?'