Deep down, I happen to be very shallow.
From Pat Paulsen
All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian.
The federal government spends millions to run the Postal Service. I could lose your mail for half of that.
We have nothing to fear but fear itself... and, of course, the boogieman.
Wine is something to enjoy. We get sick and tired of people who pick it apart and talk about its 'saucy nuances.'
The No. 1 cause of forest fires is trees.
Assuming either the Left Wing or the Right Wing gained control of the country, it would probably fly around in circles.
Will I obliterate national debt? Sure, why not?
The Clinton Administration has turned out to be a boon. I knew that he would be wonderful, I just knew it from the beginning. From Arkansas? Shoot.
You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you can only make a monkey out of the voters every four years!
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