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For lack of a better word, I've let love and infatuation emasculate me.

When we're obsessed with someone, it's never about them. It's about us hating ourselves. And that's generally the tone of a lot of my videos, which is this desperate character who's overcompensating with being super happy. But she's broken.

From Rachel Bloom

Everyone around me was super-cool and laid back and skinny and tan and volleyball-y, and I was just this neurotic kid who was singing 'Annie Get Your Gun.'

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The No. 1 thing I am earnestly attracted to is intelligence.

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While actors are great and awesome, writers literally create new worlds from scratch. What is sexier than that? Personally, I don't know why every last person out there isn't dating a writer.

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I like deconstructing things. I like cutting the legs out from under something that feels secret.

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My standards are based on shows I like, like 'Girls' or 'Arrested Development.' And they're all shows that are groundbreaking. I guess in the back of my head, I think, If you're not being groundbreaking, then what are you doing? If you're not being ballsy and honest and vulgar, then what are you doing?

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Only children are weird. The only children I know, including myself, are either superweird or very talented and special or a mix of the two. I think there was always a certain independence and loneliness - I had a lot of imaginary friends as a kid.

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I was made fun of a lot in middle school. When I was in seventh grade, the popular kids paid the most popular guy to ask me out.

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I think in a lot of network television, everyone's vaguely Protestant and doesn't really go to church so they can be 'relatable.'

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