To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
From Robert Orben
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.
More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments.
Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.
In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh.
Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?
Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.
Do your kids a favor - don't have any.
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