The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
From Robin Williams
I don't do well with snakes and I can't dance.
The essential truth is that sometimes you're worried that they'll find out it's a fluke, that you don't really have it. You've lost the muse or - the worst dread - you never had it at all. I went through all that madness early on.
If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
Okra is the closest thing to nylon I've ever eaten. It's like they bred cotton with a green bean. Okra, tastes like snot. The more you cook it, the more it turns into string.
I love kids, but they are a tough audience.
Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!'
No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.
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