I don't combine proteins and carbohydrates.
From Ruby Wax
Being a mother is hard and it wasn't a subject I ever studied.
I'm a misplaced American, but don't know where I was misplaced.
You have to be great friends and make each other laugh. We laugh a lot and neither is jealous of the other.
I've told so many lies about my age I don't know how old I am myself.
I never weigh myself, but the brutal truth of television is that they don't employ old people or fat people.
Nannies love working in our house because they never know who's gonna walk through the door.
Mum used to hide love letters from my boyfriends and put me down. Now I understand that she was a Polish immigrant forced to settle in Chicago. She was jealous of the freedom life gave me.
College atheletes used to get a degree in bringing your pencil.
Like any working mother I find it hard to have a social life. But my kids are so well adjusted. There isn't a brat bone in their body so I haven't done anything that bad.
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