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I know the other side. I know what awful golf is.

A great deal of unnecessarily bad golf is played in this world.

Golf is a better game played downhill.

I'm not a bad golfer, and I'm not the best, either.

I'm probably the only bottom-heavy golfer in the country.

Golf is not a game of good shots. It's a game of bad shots.

There is no similarity between golf and putting; they are two different games, one played in the air, and the other on the ground.

I do not let a bad score ruin my enjoyment for golf.

Only bad golfers are lucky. They're the ones bouncing balls off trees, curbs, turtles and cars. Good golfers have bad luck. When you hit the ball straight, a funny bounce is bound to be unlucky.

Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.