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I've seen the bottom and I know the difference between good golf and bad golf.

A great deal of unnecessarily bad golf is played in this world.

I hate golf. I do not understand how anyone can enjoy it, much less love it.

I play golf - badly.

Golf is not easy.

I'm a terrible golfer.

Golf is a humbling sport.

You know, why the game of golf is popular? Very easy, it's a great game.

Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.