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I haven't tucked a sock in my pants for three years.

I sleep with my socks on sometimes.

I can't give a decent toast to save my life.

You're not going to find a man whose socks don't get dirty or who doesn't snore.

I'll tell you one thing you can't do: you can't put your shoes on, then your socks on.

I never wore high heels in my hometown.

I never wear the same shoe twice.