I can't give a decent toast to save my life.
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
I am very superstitious about toasts. I never toast with water, and I'm very careful to make eye contact with everyone I toast with.
If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
If you're in the game long enough, you're going to be the toast of the town one day, and the next day you'll be toast.
There's no specific mission statement for the 'Toast.'
I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up.
I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny.
I can't cook to save my life.
I can make the best French toast.
A slice of hot, buttered toast is the perfect meal. It's not too much and not too little, and it gives you just the right buzz.
The only reason I wanted 'Making Toast' as the title is that it is a simple gesture of moving on. Every morning there's the bread and you make the toast and you start the day.