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I sleep with my socks on sometimes.

I am good in bed - I don't snore. I don't take the duvet. I just lay there and go straight off to sleep. That's all you want out of a bloke.

I don't clean, I don't make the bed. I spend my salary. I worry a lot. I just don't worry about socks on the floor.

I haven't tucked a sock in my pants for three years.

No one wants to see a boring tube sock.

I like a colorful sock. I'm a sock man.

I grew up in a home where I was literally told from a young age, 'No daughter of mine will ever wash a man's socks,' and I am pleased to say I never have. It was made clear that whatever I wanted to do I should aspire to, regardless of my gender.

I'm a sock guy.

I can't wait to get home and wash all those socks.