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I don't actually go on the Internet that much.

I don't surf the web very much.

I never go online. The Internet stuff is bonkers. You must not look at it.

The internet to me is kind of like a black hole, and I never really go on it.

I stay off the Internet.

I love the Internet; I'm on it all the time.

I just sit around at home, and I have nothing to do, so I am on the Internet all the time.

It's weird: for someone who mostly really exists online, I'm actually not very interested in the Internet at all.

I try to ignore the Internet. It's an evil, evil place.

I don't go on the Internet. I never go on the Internet. I don't go on Twitter. I'm not on Facebook. I've seen friends go into dark, dark holes of sadness because of that. Frankly, I don't have the time or the attention span for it.